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Post Mon Dec 28, 2015 2:46 am
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Slothz Tales

So after my career at film making was over, with the rejection of my script for the "Jew Box Diaries" I guess John Travolta wouldn't take up the roll of "Jewggy Downz The Lampshader Man" nor Danny Deveto "Da Bean Counter." The rolls just too experimental. And having the Muppet Alf from the hit series "ALF" play Anne Frank was too aunti semitic or something, Slothz don't care about. That and the objections to calling Auschwitz, Make believe land.


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So after this I decided to express mail myself to India to take up the application for the Hitler Ice Cream Company. I had Amonbrah the Slothz of the spellz put the address on along with numerous slogans like don't ship to Israel, and I consulted Lydia the Astro-Slothz if the timing was rightz.




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After this I was off to India!



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Upon landing in India, Roadbrah picked me up on his bike and took me for a tour of the place. I enjoyed the main Hitler murals and took in some Temples. I noticed there was no Buckethead outlets, which is epic.

So I got ready for the big interview and stuff. When my turn in the hot seat came. The interviewer asked me in a thick India accent.........


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"Why I should get this job?"

Then he pointed to the dude waiting in the seat over near the door and stated: "That gentlemen is also applying for the same job and he has numerous degree's in many astute institutes. What makes you a Slothz more qualified then that?"


I looked at him and told him straight......

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"Cause I roll with Roadbrahz who was voted the coolest dude in India, and Billy Idol music rulez! And I don't need nothing from some place Slothz don't care about. And that dude looks like a brony."



Upon that the interviewer was like totally mind melted and gave me the job right away with honors!


The dude behind me was all like this......

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"Roadbrahz....Billy Idol music rules! I got degrees in stuff from places Slothz don't care about or need.....I just can't compete with this.....this.....Slothz'in, Slothz!" Then he rocked back and forth for awhile humming the theme to My Little Pony or something and how he needs feminism. Till security escorted him to the door.



They put me on the high up line, were I delivered my ideals for making Hitler Ice Cream even more epic.....Like play Billy Idol Music in the factory. Put Roadbrahz in charge of all kinds of stuff. Ban Buckethead fans from the premise along with Bronies and stuff Slothz don't like in general, like Crossfit that was banned too. And putting Swastika's as a counter kosher symbol on the box with 666 and jew jokez. I also put the slogan on the box: The ice cream brand kikes don't like!



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In all I was made Empire Leader of Hitler Ice Cream, thatz the epic Slothz Tale for today.

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Post Mon Dec 28, 2015 3:16 am

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requesting Don Danko dating tales :p
Thoughts become things.

Post Mon Dec 28, 2015 5:06 am

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Thoughts become things.

Post Mon Dec 28, 2015 7:42 am
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As Empire Leader of Hitler Ice Cream, India. I refuse to sell anything to America till Danny DeVito and John Travolta agree to play their roles in my movie over here in Bollywood. Its just not the same with Taji.

f0StaR Ch!1d wrote:
Slothz'in I want some Hitler ice cream......

Please tell them to import some to the USA......

Make sure it has the Swastika & 666 on it please......

Post Mon Dec 28, 2015 8:02 am
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How is this going to be the theme song to the movie.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

Without John Travolta? As the epic, Jewggy Downz The Lampshader Man. I even requested Elton John as Captainia Figgz. All Starz cast with the Slothz team! I wanted that carrot top to do the voice over of Taki the talking lamp shade. Jewggyz, side kick. I was thinking Fancy can dress in a white gimp suit and be slippz mister the annoying dancing bar of soap its like the annoying orange. Then use a Muppet to play jewdoo the singing shrunken head. I am keeping the script historically accurate. Like Kevin Spacey, playing Anne Franks, father and Jewdoo use Kabbalistic magic to summon a ball point pen from the future to write Anne Franks diary with. Slippz mister, does his color smoke dance to summon the different color's of chimney smoke for the different jews who were burnt in the ovens like blue for French, green for Polish and such as the accounts of jewish survivors stated.

Jewdoo works magic with Dazz resurrector, the Kabbalistic name of Captainia Figgz, he resurrects all those jewish victims who stated they were gassed dozens of times, even shoved in the ovens and survived over and over. Captainia Figgz does this however cause hes a cruel dude and likes to just put them threw it over and over.

You know when you actually write a script that describes the supernatural reasons of how all this was possible, they just call you aunti Semitic.

Post Mon Dec 28, 2015 8:15 am
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Post Mon Dec 28, 2015 10:24 am

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adV8-_hgL4g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdKPk5i5C14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQFRePXMI9M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3CRZeZycKU

This holiday season I needed to lift a snowmobile off the ground and load it on a truck. My slothz training said no, it would be hard and I should just lay down instead. But then I remembered my crossfit and buckethead training...

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Then my buckethead inspired me to start a community of people who came together under ideals, intelligence, and integrity. And in this community people were free to do what they wished as long as it was aimed towards the purpose of keeping the world and local community safe/healthy. And I lived happily ever after with my crossfit and buckethead.

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Hail Satan!
Hail All of the Beautiful Gods and Goddesses!
Hail Hitler!
Hail all of Satan's True Warriors!
Hail the Gentile's who have died fighting for Satan and the Truth!

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Post Mon Dec 28, 2015 11:07 am

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AmonRa666 wrote:
requesting Don Danko dating tales :p

Yes please.

Post Mon Dec 28, 2015 12:42 pm

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I am back , just landed , I will post the pics of temples , though they banned photography inside , but still I managed to get a few. and that guy was always like
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cos he can never be like

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becoz WITH JEWS HE LOOSE

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Post Mon Dec 28, 2015 6:00 pm

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HP Mageson666 wrote:
and I consulted Lydia the Astro-Slothz if the timing was rightz.


Astro-Slothz! HP Don you made my day. I will seriously get back into doing the natal charts of famous people for the groups. I'm going through a bad transit right now but I used my astro-slothz powerz to figure out the timing for a working to overcome it.
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Post Mon Dec 28, 2015 11:46 pm

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This post was epic, very entertaining gave me a good laugh.

Post Tue Dec 29, 2015 1:10 am

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enh , I forgot to add , India shalt be saved for the SLOTHZ™ hast landed !!!

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Hail Satan Hail Peacock Lord Hail Shiva Hail Kartikey HAIL all demon friends

“It is necessary that I should die for my people; but my spirit shall rise from the grave, and the world will know that I was right.” -Adolf Hitler.
Heil mein Führer I know you were right -roadtorevolution
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Post Tue Dec 29, 2015 8:26 am
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There needs to be a realistic caption for those crossfit spin off links....

*Deep movie style narrator voice booms*

"Sealfit, cause you watched way too many Rambo movies. And Crossfit was no longer enough."

"Sealfit sealing you expensive physiological validation for your masculine insecurity."

"Sellfit emmm, Sealfit. Man Up! And open your wallet Hooo Ha!."

"Sealfit cause some people LARP, Elves and Fairies but you LARP Navy seals."

"Sealfit, cause Macho, Macho Man, You got to be one."

"Sealfit because pretending your somehow a Commando, cause you did a lot of sit ups when a dude sprayed you with a garden hose and yelled in bark tone. Helps your boring day job life."




descarte666 wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adV8-_hgL4g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdKPk5i5C14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQFRePXMI9M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3CRZeZycKU

This holiday season I needed to lift a snowmobile off the ground and load it on a truck. My slothz training said no, it would be hard and I should just lay down instead. But then I remembered my crossfit and buckethead training...



Then my buckethead inspired me to start a community of people who came together under ideals, intelligence, and integrity. And in this community people were free to do what they wished as long as it was aimed towards the purpose of keeping the world and local community safe/healthy. And I lived happily ever after with my crossfit and buckethead. ]

Post Tue Dec 29, 2015 3:59 pm

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You know I try to be pretty open. I have been pretty fed up with the fitness scene in general. About two years ago I searched for exercise that was more than just the boring grind to get an extra inch on your biceps. I stumbled upon Sealfit, and thought it was pretty cool. I figured I would give it a try. I did the 8 weeks to Sealfit, and it was phenomenal. I felt more focused, disciplined, and dedicated to all tasks that I took on.

The training parameters they use are pretty much the same conditioning exercises they use in high class NFL teams, wrestling teams, or other physically demanding sports. With the exception of teaching teamwork, meditation, mental toughness, and yoga. It really changed the way I saw exercise. I went back to basic exercise regimes and they just bored me to death.

And I tried your slothercize routine for at least 8 weeks. I just did lots of yoga and meditation. Unfortunately, I found that it became harder to meditate and to do yoga. My drive fell dramatically and I felt completely uninterested. All I managed to do was get a little pudgy and lazier. It's not the lifestyle for me. I prefer Sealfit for my exercise regime.
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Hail Satan!
Hail All of the Beautiful Gods and Goddesses!
Hail Hitler!
Hail all of Satan's True Warriors!
Hail the Gentile's who have died fighting for Satan and the Truth!

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Post Wed Dec 30, 2015 3:02 am
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Slotherize is simply this, do sustainable mainly low impact exercise you like if this is sealfit for you then ok. Its the opposite of the fitness industry attitude of harm yourself and hate on yourself. I use a trampoline many times and will due high intensity but low impact exercise till I am drenched in sweat. Its not just laying around. However Hatha yoga is the most important because what it does. The fitness industry makes people want to lay around. Its an extension of xianity self harming asceticism and what drives it.

You probably gained weight because you were eating too much for what your daily intake was adjusting to, doing the sealfit program and then it came down with the new exercise. I poke fun at the macho man trendiness of this program because why not its obnoxious. Also I am secure in myself and don't need to buy self esteem from a man spraying me with a garden hose and barking at me like a wookiee. Not saying this is you because I don't believe it is. But from the interviews with the dude its the majority. I don't like trendiness either it works or it does not, gimmick do not want. Slothz is the ultimate trollz on soci-tay, as its liberty in the real sense. That's why this animal was held sacred as the totem of spirit and sky got the name Slothz in the first place, some dude from this paradigm was just soooooo epically trolled by their epic existence he called them......Sloth, were they are called spirit by those in the know.



descarte666 wrote:
You know I try to be pretty open. I have been pretty fed up with the fitness scene in general. About two years ago I searched for exercise that was more than just the boring grind to get an extra inch on your biceps. I stumbled upon Sealfit, and thought it was pretty cool. I figured I would give it a try. I did the 8 weeks to Sealfit, and it was phenomenal. I felt more focused, disciplined, and dedicated to all tasks that I took on.

The training parameters they use are pretty much the same conditioning exercises they use in high class NFL teams, wrestling teams, or other physically demanding sports. With the exception of teaching teamwork, meditation, mental toughness, and yoga. It really changed the way I saw exercise. I went back to basic exercise regimes and they just bored me to death.

And I tried your slothercize routine for at least 8 weeks. I just did lots of yoga and meditation. Unfortunately, I found that it became harder to meditate and to do yoga. My drive fell dramatically and I felt completely uninterested. All I managed to do was get a little pudgy and lazier. It's not the lifestyle for me. I prefer Sealfit for my exercise regime.

Post Wed Dec 30, 2015 10:08 am
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The Slothz is a creature that can climb 120 feet trees like taking a easy walk around the block, swim for miles under water in the jungle and move through the trees of the canopy of the jungle with ease like a gymnast, it can hang in the branches for days with ease. It can drop out of a ninety foot tree from the top branches land on the ground and be fine its built like a tank.

The Slothz has evolved itself to have no actual scent other then a tree. The predators of the jungle all hunt by scent on the wind. The Slothz also moves the same way you are taught to in combat training, slowly, close to the ground, the crawls and in total camo with its fur colors and moss and very slow to avoid detection. The Slothz is actually invisible to all the natural predators in the jungle. It moves slow in the branches to test each branch also with smell it can tell if it can hold its weight or not. The Slothz also just eats the leaves of the tree at the top because its right there so it does not need to risk itself to eat. It even climbs down the tree once a week to poop on the roots to fertilize the soil of the tree roots to help the trees. It lives in and eats the food of.

Its now believed by study Slothz might actually live for centuries, that Slothz the British explorer was trolled by might still be around in a tree somewhere. I watched a documentary they went looking for Slothz in the jungle the guy had the best scout and it took them days to find one and it was only by luck and only one. Slothz are also very psychically evolved beings you can note humans who come into contact with them react like they received shaktipat. Slothz are from a million years in the wild jungle were most creatures are not human friendly but the Slothz can peacefully interact with humans with no domestication needed. They are so evolved, humans seek to take care of them and help them out. Its a natural instinct.

The Slothz have survived fine in the most dangerous jungles on earth most humans can't go into. For a million years...With almost no effort..And people talk nonsense about them.


Its because society is taught to value the loud obnoxious Alpha bro, style animals that are jacked up to tear other animals apart and that's it. Those creatures are purely aggressive and even eat each others young. But the Slothz that is something akin to the Taoist way of being and perception of reality. They act greatly without acting. This society is obsessed with power, control and domination over things and each other. The whole social Darwinism human jungle attitude in this society is retarded and destructive. Hence the peaceful animal of mystical, deep being and spirit wisdom is overlooked as not coolz. Itz got better things to do then try and muscle down on others and tear them apart.

Post Wed Dec 30, 2015 10:16 am
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A day in the life of a Slothz..........

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Post Tue Jan 12, 2016 7:25 pm

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the life of a sloth : climb a very high tree , beautiful view , unlimited food, occasionally goes down to take a dump :p
Thoughts become things.

Post Mon Nov 07, 2016 4:14 pm

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Hey Magesson,

I just saw this T-Shirt, and I said, "THIS IS YOU".
You'll get a kick out of this.

https://www.rageon.com/products/sloth-collage-t-shirt

Victory666 - HAIL SATAN


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