HP Mageson666 wrote:
Jews are such wonderful people to live with. That's why everyone on earth hates them.
Because they say truth, they rescue everyone. They want to be loved
They also love people too much. They love the whole world. That is if they are willing to become their slaves, because love is above slavery to the jews. If not, then they will have to be killed, so they can suffer eternally for not accepting the love of "god" in the first place. No they are not murderers or psychopaths, they just love everyone too much. The "god" who made them in its image after all, is the same deal. If you accept him, he will make you a slave and keep you ignorant eternally and make you suffer all your days, minutes and seconds. But well wait, there is a reward too. If he loves you much enough, you will end up eternally singing hallelujas to its egopathy, for all eternity, aside all the saved ones and favorite of his, hooknosed stinky rabbis that haven't took a bath in centuries (because it pollutes the soul to bathe, yes), in a shiny place called "heaven".
Only 144,000 chosen ones will be allowed (what a coincidence this is the 144,000 nadis of the Human Soul, but wait this is just Devil's Thoughts entering my mind), so technically around 6 and a half millions are going to hellfire to burn eternally, y'all. This will be the biggest holocaust since the holohoax. Oy Vey, what humanity must undergo for the love of jews! Mini prayer books will be included, plus holy water. Go into your local church or synagogue to compete for the chosen position amongst the reptilia...erm I mean "god" who wants to keep you around. If you don't, the angels of the kikes will come down and of course slay some people like always. But it doesn't matter, they are the chosen of GAWD. They are doing GAWDS will. Well okay, there is another option. If "god" is not loved back, then he will have to burn you alive for all eternity, because this is what you deserve. You know, he is god, he does whatever the fuck he wants with you. Don't question him, bitchez.
Because according to jewish cosmo-lie-gy, "god" gave you free will which is basically to either love him and suffer or hate him and suffer. Either subject and become a slave, or disobey and suffer eternally. You are god's playtoy and he will destroy you either way or give you an eternity of endless boredoom! And there is no escape, goyims! This is the spiritual stable for y'allz. The god of the cheezen ones is indeed a very fun "god" to be with, really. He is really concerned about humanity and he even has some peculiar concerns about you masturbating or taking a dump. Really "god" will kill you if you don't shit the right way, or masturbate or something. He is also concerned about where your ejaculate goes. If it doesn't go the right way, then "god" might possibly kill you like Aunan in the bible. Shit must be either centered in the dumpster, or become shitty-pie and shared with fellows. Its a sin, g-d, d-mmit! Nobody listens to the Torah anymore! God is a mysterious fellow, indeed.
Like the other mysteries about the prayers in the name of "g-d" in taking a whole brown, smelly dump in the toilet. The jews are so divine they can make divinity come out of shit. This is their contribution in civilization and the reason the goyims pay them billions of dollars of their hard earned dollars. Who can make divinity out of excrement, but the jew, oy vey? This is why Rabbis, when they don't feast on blood they feast on feces pie. G-d monitors everything, even your dump in the toilet. He likes it long and brown. He loves shit and this is the secret reason he loves the jews above all of Humanity, for they are the shittiest. Behold the Lord of All feces and Dung, for he is "g-d", his sons the kings of feces and dung. His son like a poop came down from the skies, straight from Rabbinical magickal excrement Torah Shitorah Magic. Straight into your local church or toilet, or bible.